Frustration Continued

So, updates on the situation with JJ. So aggravating. This is how it went down:

Scene: walking to the school, last day of school. Just me and JJ.

Me: So did you get the money to pay me back yet?

JJ: Oh, that.

Me: Yeah. That.

JJ: Well, I went through all the receits from CircoK that I have.

Me: And?

JJ: You owe me money.


(WHOA WHOA WHOA. HOLD THE PHONE. EXCUSE ME??)

Me: What?!

JJ: Yep. I've bought packs of gum for you since the beginning of the year.

(Now she has the roles reversed. Heaven help me.)

Me: No, JJ. I don't owe you anything.

JJ: Yes, you do. You owe me a penny.

Me: ... Seriously?

JJ: What's the problem? It's true.

Me: JJ, that's so not true. You owe me for the drinks and the gum. You have bought me one pack of gum this whole year. I do not owe you money, let alone a penny. You need to pay me back.

JJ: That's rude. (hands me a dollar) There you go.

(Oh. My. Freakin. Gosh. Is she actually being serious?)

JJ: Bye. (walks away)


Ohh, JJ, you had better run...